I hate SEO companies. Below is my list of the things I hate most about them. I know hate is a strong word, but in this case it is appropriate. My distain for SEO websites is born from hours, days, and weeks of searching for consistent SEO information. You may relate to a few of my top 10 list. If you don’t, let it serve as a warning for what you will discover when you happily go looking for a top rated SEO company.

10. Every SEO company are “experts!” That’s a laugh. I imagine most “experts” are living in their mom and dad’s house, torching the bong like there is no tomorrow.

9. Getting real information will cost me in blood. Why is it that the sizzle of SEO products over emphasizes the SEO steak? Then, when I get it, it becomes a doorway to repeatedly jack my wallet?

8. I can’t tell the difference between any of the sites. The look and feel are all the same. It’s as if they are saying “We copied the theme of the big SEO companies, so we are just like them” Go ahead and try to figure out the difference between a real SEO company and a phony. I’ll wait…

7. Everything will “explode” my profits! Really?! I could be selling vhs and beta machines for all you know. How much traffic will I need to explode my profits?

6. Everybody has a key to “the back door” of Google. Right. The only people with back door keys to Google is Google, and they don’t give them away.

5. Excessive “black hat” warnings. You can stop reading endless pages about this crap. Black hat is spam or cheating of any kind to get ahead in search engines. Here is your diploma, now move along.

4. Every site is offering a “revolutionary new system to…”. All of my money problems will disappear in 48 hours, and I will be on the high road to “financial freedom” instantly. In truth, Earning a living from a website takes hard work, and focus everyday to make really big money. You will also need to own some professional and analytical SEO tools that make your SEO life easier.

3. I must attend some $300 conference in Vegas. Why? Oh, I know, so that I can be like everybody else and shell out more money for a platinum program I just paid to have pitched to me. And hit the strip clubs at night.

2. The elitism is appalling. I don’t want somebody explaining to me that my sight “needs deep SEO work.” Translation: drink this magical elixir, and money will fall from the sky into my bank account, after SEO’s drain it first! No thanks, Mr. SEO.

1. Snake oil selling websites can hit a top page rank, while long seated superior websites can be outshined by SEO tricks? I can’t stand optimizing for a search engine. I want optimization for legitimacy. The long term value my site has over my snakeoil selling bretheren. I vote for SOL. Search Optimization for Legitimacy!

CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a new kind of do it yourself SEO website. The website is completely open and free. All of the products promoted are a gathering of the best SEO tools the entire web has to offer, and are not site specific tools. CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a black themed, unconventional, one of a kind SEO website. This site will repel half of the visitors who come to it, based on looks alone. I say too bad for them. There are thousands of run of the mill SEO sites out there. Real SEO rewards the unique and the relevant. In truth SEO is for the people not for search engines. CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is the future of SEO, and it is yours for the taking. Check it out.

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